PICTURES!

What happens when someone buys a digital camera? Well, by federal law he or she is required to take mediocre pictures of himself or herself, and either send those pictures to friends and family, or place them on their personal website.

To comply with this mandate, I have chosen the latter.

So... What's Up With Steven?

Well, I've had some excitement in 2002. First, I shaved my head...

Then, when I went home in February, I got me a Driver's License...

And finally I was asked to join the Avengers.

So now you know. :-)

Oh, and as long as I'm being egotistical, here's a photo of my Origins Award for Pyramid:

By far the most touching part of the acceptance speech was, "Pika, pika pika. PIKA PIKAchu pika pikachu. Pi. Ka. CHU!!!"

We now return you to your regularly scheduled porn downloading.